Crazy Ex
Everyone has had one and thousands of artists have put them to music, most recently Miranda Lambert in "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend." The ex-boyfriend or girlfriend who is forever remembered as your "really-scary-lapse-in-judgement-from-that-dark-period." The retelling of these stories may make you shudder with nausea and shame-but we want to hear them! Give us your best ex-story and you may find yourself watching Miranda Lambert from side stage, or scoring VIP passes at Big State...and Miranda herself will pick the winner!

Example:
Dear Big State,
My ex-boyfriend vowed to never wash his right hand after we broke up, because he said it was the last part of his body to have touched me. He lasted 7 weeks before he was implored to clean the putrid limb. He plays Asteroids competitively, and the governing body of the tournament threatened to ban him from competition due to the health risk he imposed on the rest of the competition. I guess that really put him over the edge. That's when the letters written on underpants started arriving...

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